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Moo Cow Alistar

A rare cow-themed variant of the popular Alistar figurines, mint-in-box units have been known to go for several thousand dollars at auction. Yesterday, this one was submerged in the tub. Children don't deserve nice things.

Gangplank is a model soldier in the toy army, racking up an impressive array of victories against the dolls and stuffed animals. He hopes to one day be named Toy General, leading his troops into glorious battle.

Toy Soldier Gangplank

Dino Gnar

Pug'Maw

Pug'Maw is a nine month old purebred pug with a sweet disposition and possibly some sort of salivary problem. Great with children and pets. Highly food motivated. Has eaten three action figures and one doll, approach with extreme caution.

“Gnar left all his toys out. Hmm. I wonder what this one's name is? I think I'll call him Willump. What do you think Willump, should we go on an adventure? LET'S JUMP IN SOME TRASH!”

Grungy Nunu & Willump

Even the bravest children shy away from Orianna—a raggedy, whispering doll as old as the house itself. Some toys just aren't meant to be played with.

Sewn Chaos Orianna

Once an innocent cloth doll, Poppy watched helplessly as toy soldiers knocked over her peaceful block village. Now she leads her people to war, their cotton hearts filled with vengeance.

Ragdoll Poppy

Renektoy

First produced in 1996, Renektoy quickly and unexpectedly became the must-have gift of the season. Shortages and heightened demand led to online scalping, parents fist fighting in store aisles, and a small number of what police later described as “mall stampedes.”

Gnar's toy chest is brimming with priceless treasures, but when no one's home, his toys take on a life of their own...

Skinline

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